Tuesday 22 September 2015

Dead girls tell no tales

60 years today at 7.15pm on 22nd September 1955 commercial television was launched in the UK.


However in turned out to be a bit of a damp squibb because at 7.00pm on 22nd September 1955 millions of people were in fact gathered around the radio, tuned into the BBC Home Service, in a state of shock having just learnt the fate of Grace Archer, who had run into the burning stables at Grey Gables to rescue her precious horse Midnight, hotly pursued by her husband Phil.
Here are the closing lines:


For 60 years, the actress at the heart of The Archers’ most dramatic storyline has kept her counsel.

Ysanne Churchman played Grace Archer, whose death in a stable fire on September 22 1955 so shocked the nation that the BBC switchboard was jammed for 48 hours and the corporation had to put out a statement pleading with listeners to stop sending in wreaths.

Asked afterwards why her character had been killed off, Churchman would only answer: “Dead girls tell no tales.”

Now she has broken her silence to reveal that she was written out as punishment by the show’s creator, Godfrey Baseley known a "God" by the cast, for demanding a pay rise in line with her male colleagues.

“So that was how it happened and how I, or rather Grace, came to die: victimisation because I had been to Equity to get my fees put right,” said Churchman, now 90.

“For me, for The Archers, for so many listeners even today, the sensation of Grace’s death, the claims and counter-claims, the myth-making, mean that she has never really died. A good story never does.

“The legend of Grace will live on and I must say I really feel quite proud to have been part of it.”
Churchman was speaking after the broadcast of a Radio 4 play, "Dead Girls Tell No Tales", in which the BBC finally admitted to the reason behind Grace's exit.

Based on the recollections of the actress and other cast members, it claimed that Baseley branded Churchman “a troublemaker” and an “agitator” for demanding equal pay, and that he had previously banished her character to Ireland for a year to “teach her a lesson”.

If you’ve got a spare hour, here’s "Dead Girls Tell No Tales":

So the launch of ITV was somewhat eclipsed by the BEEB and instead of being entertained by adverts like these the country was in mourning!



Ironically, following her dismissal from the Archers Ysanne Churchman started working for ITV doing voice overs and later returning to the Archers to play five other characters over a period of 30 years.

In his mail today ITV chairman, Archie Norman, will find a postcard that reads:

“Congratulations, Grace Archer.” 

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Monday 21 September 2015

It's only words ..............

If your bezzy is a tweep, playing Scrabble against them might get you schvitzing now that the Collins Scrabble Word List has been expanded to include lotsa new words many of which are so ridic they'll make you lolz!

Shock horror - your favourite board game has recently been updated with an additional 6,500 words, including some formerly limited to social media and technology.

The Collins Scrabble Word List is used by international tournament players. It includes more than 276,000 words from Australia, Canada, New Zealand, South Africa, Britain and the United States.

Its new list was "influenced by all parts of life including social media, slang, technology and food, plus English from around the world," Collins Dictionary said in a statement.

The World English-Language Scrabble Players Association is going to officially adopt the new wordlist this month after professional players get some time to study and get comfortable with words like "ridic" and "lolz," according to Collins.

And just in case you have any plans on fighting for the £5000 prize at the 2015 World Scrabble Championship in Australia this November, here's a list of some of the most surprising new words you can use to your advantage:

AUGH -  interjection expressing frustration (11 points)

BEZZY -  best friend (18 points) 

BLECH -  interjection expressing disgust (12 points)

CAKEHOLE -  mouth (17 points)

CAZH -  casual (18 points)

CHECKBOX -  small clickable box on a computer screen (28 points)

COQUI -  type of tree-dwelling frog (16 points)

DENCH -  excellent (11 points)

DEVO -  short for devolution (18 points)

EEW -  exclamation of disgust (6 points)

EMOJI -  digital icon used in electronic communication (14 points)

FACETIME -  talk with (someone) via the FaceTime application (15 points)

GEOCACHE -  search for hidden containers using GPS as a recreational activity (16 points)

GRR -  interjection expressing anger or annoyance (4 points)

HACTIVIST -  person who hacks computer systems for political reasons (22 points)

HASHTAG -  a word or phrase preceded by a hashmark on Twitter, used to denote the topic of a post  (14 points)

IXNAY -  no  (15 points)

LOLZ -  laughs at someone else’s or one’s own expense (13 points)

LOTSA -  lots of (5 points)

NEWB-  newbie (9 points)

OBVS -  obviously (9 points)

ONESIE -  one-piece garment combining a top with trousers (6 points)

PACKZI -  round, filled doughnut (23 points)

PODIUMED -  to finish in the top three places in a sporting competition (14 points)

QUINZHEE -  shelter made from hollowed-out snow (29 points)

RIDIC - ridiculous (8 points)

SCHVITZ -  to sweat (24 points)

SEXTING -  practice of sending sexually explicit text messages (15 points)

SHIZZLE -  a form of US rap slang (18 points)

SHOOTIE -  type of shoe that covers the ankle (10 points)

THANX -  thank you  (15 points)

TUNAGE -  music (8 points)

TWEEP -  person who uses Twitter (10 points)

VAPE -  to inhale nicotine vapor (from an electronic cigarette)  (9 points)

WAHH -  interjection used to express wailing (10 points)

YEESH -  interjection used to express frustration  (11 points)

WARBOT - any robot or unmanned vehicle or device designed for and used in warfare (11 points)

WUZ - was (15 points)

and finally, taking the biscuit:


PWN - to conquer or to gain ownership (8 points)

Apparently resulting from a common mistyping of "Own" as a result of the proximity of the letter P to the letter O on a keyboard.

GOOD GRIEF - What is happening to our English language!

Follow this link to check to see how well you know the new words:


The times are certainly changing!


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Sunday 13 September 2015

Good Morning 69!


On September 13th 1946 a baby Baltzer reluctantly popped out its head exclaiming “Just give me five minutes more!” which not only happened to be number one in the Billboard charts at the time but also went on to become the story of his life!



Sixty nine years later, here we are celebrating my birthday in the peace, tranquillity and sunshine of the Eastern Algarve, reflecting on how lucky we are to be in such a wonderful apartment in what is for us the perfect retreat.


We have no particular plans for the day – it will just happen but I expect it will involve the odd beer, a boat trip, some fish and some barbecued chicken!

My father was always telling me to "Grow up boy and act your age". Perhaps one day I will!


And anyway I was fed up of being 68!

1946 has a got a lot to answer for - 1969 was a good year as well:



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