Monday, 2 February 2015

Death of the “Selfie”!

For those of you who have not encountered the term, a selfie is a self-portrait photograph, typically taken with a hand-held digital camera or camera phone. Selfies are frequently shared on social networking services such as Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter.  Selfies can be taken with a camera held at arm's length, pointed at a mirror or by using a selfie stick.
But soon they will be a thing of the past!
A new craze, initiated by The Werewolf of Hampshire himself, is set to take the social media scene by storm.
It is, of course:
The Footsie!
So get your feet and cameras or phones out and start snapping those:
Let's face it a lot of peoples feet are more interesting that their faces!
Hey Ho!

Monday, 12 January 2015

It’s a god-awful smelly affair ........................

It seems a long time ago that I wrote:

"Well here we are in January 2010, and the start of a new allotment year" 

and The Werewolf of Hampshire was born.

Since January 1st 2010 this site has had over 15,000 hits and has been viewed all over the world:

United Kingdom    8495
United States        2383
Germany                 465
Portugal                   317
Russia                     300
Latvia                       247
Cyprus                     243
France                     197
Indonesia                 187
Spain                       127

Goodness knows why?

So here we are in 2015 following a hectic but most enjoyable 2014.

We have visited Tenerife, Cyprus (3 times), Sri Lanka, Corfu and Sharm el Sheikh amassing in excess of 36000 air miles in the process!

We also managed to spend most of July, August and September in the caravan at Selsey as well as enjoying two long weekends in Ipswich and Hastings.

I laugh when people tell me they would be bored if they were retired!

The start of 2015 sees us back in Tenerife, this time for six weeks of sunshine (and wind!). 
And talking about wind leads me nicely on to the theme of this blog.

With the news from around the world continuing to be all “doom and gloom” it was refreshing to end 2014 with a story that surely stole the mantle of the “News Story of the Year”:
 It’s a god-awful smelly affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling "No"
And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man!
Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show

Is there life on Mars?

 NASA rover finds methane gas on Mars
Martian ‘farts’ exciting NASA scientists 
NASA’s Mars rover Curiosity has found carbon-containing compounds in samples drilled out of an ancient rock, the first definitive detection of organics on the surface of Mars, scientists said.

The rover also found spurts of methane gas in the atmosphere, a chemical that on Earth is strongly tied to life. Additional studies, which may be beyond the rover’s capabilities, are needed to determine if the organic compounds and/or the methane gas were produced by past or present life on Mars or if they stem from geochemical processes.
Lionel Blair was not impressed:

Nor was Tiger Woods:
And as for Whoopi Goldberg!:
Sandi Toksvig summed it up nicely on the BBC’s “The News Quiz”
"I thought methane was only found around Uranus".

Personally I think the story stinks!

Sounds to me like  NASA are trying to justify the multi-billion dollars that have been spent on the Mars Exploration Programme  since 2003.

I’ll let Bob Dylan have the last word:

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
How many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Yes, how many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?
Yes, how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, how many times can a man turn his head
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can really see the sky?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.


Hey Ho!

Thursday, 25 December 2014

Tuesday, 23 December 2014

Delta Lady – RIP

I make no excuses for dedicating this entry to one of the best British rock and blues singers who, sadly, passed away yesterday.

John Robert "Joe" Cocker OBE was born on 20 May 1944 in Sheffield.

On leaving school he became become an apprentice gasfitter while simultaneously pursuing a career in music.

Under the name of Vance Arnold and the Avengers he began his singing career in the pubs and clubs of Sheffield in the 1960s performing mainly covers of Chuck Berry and Ray Charles songs.

He was propelled to fame when his version of With A Little Help From My Friends reached number one in 1968.

The musician performed the song at the famous Woodstock Festival in New York state a year later and was also well-known for his Mad Dogs and Englishmen Tour of 1970, which visited 48 cities across the US.

In 1982 Cocker recorded the duet "Up Where We Belong" with Jennifer Warnes for the soundtrack of the 1982 film An Officer and a Gentleman. The song was an international hit, reaching number 1 on the Billboard Hot 100, and winning a Grammy Award for Best Pop Performance by a Duo. The duet also won an Academy Award for Best Original Song, and Cocker and Warnes performed the song at the awards ceremony.

In 1992, Joe Cocker teamed with Canadian rocker Sass Jordan to sing "Trust in Me", which was featured on The Bodyguard soundtrack.

On 3 June 2002, Cocker performed "With A Little Help from My Friends" accompanied by Phil Collins on drums and Queen guitarist Brian May at the Party at the Palace concert in the grounds of Buckingham Palace.

Cocker was awarded an OBE in the Queen's 2007 Birthday Honours list for services to music.

Last year, his arena tour across Europe saw him achieve a number one album in Germany and give what was to be his final concert in Hammersmith, London, in June.

Cocker, who recorded 23 studio albums and some 90 or so singles, lived on The Mad Dog Ranch in Colorado, in the US.

With his unique voice and style, whether in the studio or live,  he was consistently able to produce cover versions of classic hits, including those written and performed by Lennon & McCartney, John Sebastian and Bob Dylan, that were equally as good as, if not better than the original recording.

Unfortunately I never had the pleasure to see him live in concert but will leave you with a selection of my favourite Joe Cocker songs.







Finally, if any of you are as big a fan as me and have 2 hours to spare, do yourself a favour and connect your laptop to your big screen TV and surround sound system and “get some of this” from Cologne in 2013:



Absolutely wonderful Joe - you will be sorely missed but your music will live on.

Tuesday, 2 December 2014

She Was Like A Bearded Rainbow – Buona Sera Moody Guy

November has been an eventful month!
Our three weeks in Cyprus was most enjoyable, as always. We spent two weeks in the Helios Apartment Hotel in Chlorakas and had some fun nights in Bar Costa Rica.
It’s also been an expensive month!
Firstly I had to buy a new mobile phone as my trusty Blackberry stopped working while in Cyprus. Then, on my return, my laptop gave up the ghost so I had to buy a replacement. Finally whilst walking across the garden of The Fox last week my glasses frame snapped forcing me to crawl around the wet grass in the dark and pouring rain to try and retrieve the lens.
Sadly, for three stalwarts of the UK popular music scene, the month of November 2014 was there last.
John Symon Asher "Jack" Bruce was born in 1943 in Bishopbriggs, Lanarkshire. He began playing the jazz bass in his teens and won a scholarship to study cello and musical composition at the Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama and in order to support himself he played in Jim McHarg's Scotsville Jazzband. The academy disapproved of its students playing jazz and Bruce was given an ultimatum – stop playing in the band or leave the Academy. He left to seek his fortune in the world of jazz and blues.
In 1962 Bruce became a member of the London-based band Blues Incorporated, led by Alexis Korner, in which he played the upright bass. The band also included organist Graham Bond, saxophonist Dick Heckstall-Smith and drummer Ginger Baker. In 1963 the group broke up and Bruce went on to form the Graham Bond Quartet with Bond, Baker and guitarist John McLaughlin. Soon Bruce switched to electric bass and McLaughlin was replaced by Heckstall-Smith on saxophone and the band became The Graham Bond Organisation.
During the time that Bruce and Baker played with the Graham Bond Organisation, they were known for their hostility towards each other. Relations grew so bad between the two that Bruce left the group in August 1965.
For a brief time Bruce played with John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers, which featured guitarist Eric Clapton.
After the Bluesbreakers, Bruce had his first commercial success as a member of Manfred Mann in 1966, including "Pretty Flamingo" which reached number one in the UK singles chart (one of two number one records of his career - the other being an un-credited bass part on The Scaffold's "Lily the Pink").
In July 1966 Bruce reunited with Eric Clapton and drummer Ginger Baker and founded the rock trio Cream, which gained international recognition playing blues-rock and jazz-inflected rock music. Bruce sang most of the lead vocals, with Clapton backing him up and eventually assuming some leads himself.
With his Gibson EB-3 electric bass, Bruce became one of the most famous and influential bassists in rock, winning musicians' polls and influencing the next generation of bassists. Bruce co-wrote most of Cream's single releases with lyricist Pete Brown, including the hits "Sunshine of Your Love", "White Room", "I Feel Free" and this track from the album Disraeli Gears :
Cream broke up in 1968 and Bruce continued playing until shortly before his death.
Bernard William Jewry was born in 1942 in Muswell Hill, North London.  In the early 60’s an unknown teenage band called Shane Fenton and the Fentones recorded a demo tape and mailed it in to the BBC with the hope of being selected to appear on television. While awaiting a reply from the BBC, the band's 17-year-old singer Shane Fenton (whose real name was Johnny Theakston) died from rheumatic fever.
The band decided to break up, but after receiving a letter from the BBC inviting them to come to London to audition in person for the programme they were persuaded to stay together and keep their name by Theakston’s mother, in honour of her son's memory.
Bernard William Jewry, who was a roadie with the group at the time, was asked to join the band and take over the mantle Shane Fenton. The band went on to have a few minor hits during the 1960’s including this one in the style of Cliff Richard and the Shadows:
The band subsequently broke up and Jewry disappeared from the spotlight for a decade. With the onset of the Glam Rock in the early 70’s Jewry took over the mantle of Alvin Stardust from singer songwriter Peter Shelley and went to number two in the charts with with “My Coo Ca Choo”.
Jewry was married three times. He met his second wife, actress Liza Goddard, when both were involved in a This Is Your Life for Michael Aspel and they married in 1981.
They divorced six years later with Goddard blaming religion after “Bern”, as she always called him, discovered God on a train to London Waterloo.
The Jewrys, Alvin, Shane and Bern,
Collectively, were quite a turn:
They never hit the dizzy heights,
But saw their various names in lights.
One married Liza, lucky sod,
Then, on a train, discovered God…
Now Bernard, Alvin, Bern and Shane
Are set to be reborn again!
                                                                        (Evans 2014|)
In total, “Bern” amassed seven Top Ten entries, in a chart span lasting almost 25 years and had just finished a new album weeks before he died.
Another Bernard, Bernard Stanley "Acker" Bilk MBE was born in Pensford, Somerset, in 1929. He earned the nickname "Acker" from the Somerset slang for "friend" or "mate". His parents tried to teach him the piano, but, as a boy, Bilk found it restricted his love of outdoor activities, including football. He lost two front teeth in a school fight and half a finger in a sledging accident, both of which he claimed affected his eventual clarinet style.
While serving national service with the Royal Engineers in the Suez Canal Zone, his sapper friend, John A. Britten, gave him a clarinet he had bought at a bazaar for which he had no use. The clarinet had no reed, so Britten fashioned a makeshift one for the instrument out of some scrap wood. Bilk later borrowed a better instrument from the British Army and kept it after he was demobbed.
Bilk played with friends on the Bristol jazz circuit and in 1951 moved to London to play with Ken Colyer's jazz band. Bilk disliked London, so returned west and formed his own band in Pensford called the Chew Valley Jazzmen, which was renamed the Bristol Paramount Jazz Band when he moved back to London. Their agent then booked them for a six-month gig in Düsseldorf, Germany, playing in a beer bar seven hours a night, seven nights a week. It was during this time that Bilk and the band developed their distinctive style and appearance, complete with striped-waistcoats and bowler hats.
After returning from Germany, Bilk became based in Plaistow, London, and his band became part of the boom in traditional jazz in the United Kingdom in the late 1950s. In 1960, their single "Summer Set" reached number five on the UK Singles Chart, and began a run of 11 chart hit singles. In 1961 "Acker Bilk and His Paramount Jazz Band" appeared at the Royal Variety Performance.
Bilk was not an internationally known musician until 1962, when the experimental use of a string ensemble on one of his albums and the inclusion of a composition of his own as its keynote piece won him an audience outside the UK. He had composed a melody, entitled "Jenny" after his daughter, but was asked to change the title to "Stranger on the Shore" for use in a British television series. He went on to record it as the title track of a new album in which his deep and quavering clarinet was backed by the Leon Young String Chorale.
The single was not only a big hit in the United Kingdom, where it reached no 2 and stayed in the charts for 55 weeks, but also topped the American charts.  As a result, Bilk was only the second British artist to have a single in the number-one position on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart - Vera Lynn being the first, with "Auf Wiedersein Sweetheart" in 1952. "Stranger on the Shore" sold over one million copies and was awarded a gold disc. It was later used in the soundtrack to Sweet Dreams, the film biography of country music singer Patsy Cline.
Bilk continued to tour with his Paramount Jazz Band, as well as performing concerts with his two contemporaries, Chris Barber and Kenny Ball as the 3Bs.
In 2005 he was awarded the BBC Jazz Awards' "Gold Award".
RIP Jack, Alvin and Acker – thank you for the music.

Monday, 20 October 2014

The Great English Football Robbery

One might have hoped that the Football Leagues £3.1bn windfall from television rights would have resulted in a drop in ticket prices for supporters but entrance costs continue to rise. The average price of the cheapest tickets across English football has increased by 13% since 2011. That's almost double the 6.8% increase in the rate of the cost of living for the same period.

Year-on-year it is up 4.4%, more than treble the 1.2% rate of inflation.
The worst culprits are Arsenal whose cheapest season ticket (£1014) is almost double the average, rising 3.97% from last season. It is by far the highest in the league and more than double the amount that 17 Premier League clubs charge for their most expensive one.
Arsenal's most expensive season ticket is a massive £2013 compared to Charlton Athletic's £150, the cheapest in the top four divisions and less than many Conference South/North teams including local club Farnborough.
Arsenal also have the most expensive match-day ticket in the Premier League costing a colossal £97 more than double the most expensive match-day ticket at seven other top-flight clubs.
Manchester City on the other hand have the Premier League's cheapest season ticket costing a mere £299 which is cheaper than 15 Championship clubs, 10 clubs in League One, 4 in League Two and even one, Halifax Town, in the Conference Premier. In fact it is the same as local Conference side Aldershot!
So how does this compare to the rest of Europe?
NOT favourably!
A season ticket at giants Barcelona is a snip at £103 whilst £70.36 will get you season ticket at Benfica  and  £57.73 at Sporting Lisbon!
Turnstile prices are also considerably cheaper.
The average lowest price ticket for the four major European Leagues are:
Bundesliga        £10.33
Serie A             £14.15
La Liga             £24.68
Premiership      £28.30
Bayer Leverkusen, Bayern Munich, Borussia Dortmund and Schalke - all charge less than £13 for their cheapest match-day ticket, the same price as Farnborough and you can watch a game at Barcelona or Real Madrid for £17, the same price as Aldershot.
Nor has the English Football match day experience improved.
Top of the Football League Triple "P" index (Programme, Pie and a Pint) is Fulham of the Championship at £11.60 - comprising programme £3.50, pie £3.90 and pint £4.20.
Kidderminster of the Conference Premier boast the most expensive meat pie in English football at a staggering £4.50 whilst a cup of tea at Southampton, Liverpool and Man. United will cost you £2.50!

Think of it this way - buying a meat pie at every home match at Kidderminster would have bought you a season ticket at Barcelona.
I rest my case!

To find out how much you will spend supporting your team this season use this BBC Price of Football Calculator.

Frightening isn't it!

To cheer you up here's the presentation photos from Rushmoor in Bloom 2014 with my Silver Gilt and my mate Boney's commendable first year Bronze.



I'll leave you with this version of The Shadows classic hit "Apache" performed by Domingos Caetano and his students at Bar o'Farol, fuzeta last Wednesday and recorded on my mobile:



Hey Ho!

Thursday, 9 October 2014

Paths are Made by Walking

Once again we are in Fuzeta, in the Eastern Algarve, a fishing village that we have come to love over the last three years.

It is 6.30 am and I am sitting on the balcony of our apartment watching the sun come up over the Ria Formosa Nature Park.

I am at peace with the world.


The fishing boats have already sailed out to the ocean in their daily quest to fill their nets and the only sounds are the low roar of the Atlantic Ocean rolling on to the shores of the Ilha da Armona and the calls of the various wading birds as they forage in the muddy pools in search of their breakfast.



It is low tide, but soon the waters will start gently flowing in, past the lagoon beach, the clam farms and salt beds, slowly flooding this small part of the 18,000 acre Ria Formosa which, protected from the Atlantic Ocean by five barrier islands, stretches 60km westwards from Villa Real San Antonia, on the border with Spain, to Faro.


In just over two hours time the ferry will make its first 10 minute journey carrying a handful of visitors from the quay to the Ilha Armona, a return trip that will be repeated all day until 6pm.


The fishing boats will return to the quay and their catch will soon be on sale in the indoor fish market.


Later in the afternoon, as the tide starts to recede again, small groups of welly clad locals armed with buckets and trowels will wade out into the shallow waters in search of clams and mussels returning just before dusk with the rewards of their labours.


By 7.00 pm the sun will start to set, lighting up the sea and sky before disappearing from the horizon for another day.


Life goes on in Fuzeta, as it has been for the past 100 years or more - slowly and quietly.


The Ria Formosa wetlands are of vital importance as a habitat for many aquatic bird species. Located on the migratory pathway of the Eastern Atlantic, they also provide food and shelter for the 30,000 birds that stop off here on their long journey between Europe and Africa. As an important breeding ground for many coastal birds such as Oystercatchers, Ibis, Cranes, Egrets and Flamingos the Ria Formosa has also traditionally been an area of oyster and salt farming as well as fishing and shellfish harvesting. The saltpans of the Algarve are centuries-old environments built by man where salt is extracted in a traditional and sustainable way and is prized worldwide for its quality among top chefs.



It is hard to imagine a more relaxing and peaceful part of the world, a perfect setting for me to read "Paths are Made by Walking" by Jennifer and Ian Hartley - the story of their campaign for a nuclear free world and their life in a caravan, "Halcyon Spirit", outside RAF Molesworth in Cambridgeshire to witness against the siting of a cruise missile site in the 1985. The book recounts the events of their daily life and the dialogue they had with MPs, the military, police, peace campaigners, the local community and the church.


As I mentioned in an earlier blog, Ian and I were born 6 weeks and 5 doors apart in a typical middle class, pre-war housing estate in 1946.


We played and fought together, were both in the "Pottonoski Gang" and went to primary and grammar school together, living through those heady days of church youth clubs, the Beatles and the Rolling Stones during the early sixties. Shortly after we went our own diverse ways - Ian continuing with his education and young, headstrong me walking away from the sixth form and the opportunity of a University degree in an attempt to find success, money and all the material things that are supposed to come with it.

In 1970, with Janice and baby Lorna, we moved away from Ipswich for good and didn't meet up with Ian and Jennifer until a brief visit to their old house in Arthur Street in 1983.

30 years later, on our recent trip back to Ipswich we met up again and talked over old times.


As we were leaving, Ian very kindly presented us with a copy of their excellent book which I enjoyed immensely and has left me with a much greater appreciation of why they decided to do what they did and the necessity and power of non-violent protest.

They both expressed an interested in visiting Fuseta, so, as a thank you for the book, I have written this blog entry for Jennifer and Ian and leave them with this wonderful rendition of Parce Mihi Domine (Spare me Lord) by Jan Garbarek and the Hilliard Ensemble.


Hey Ho!