Once in a blue moon

If you go down to the woods tonight

You're sure of a big surprise

If you go down to the woods tonight,
You'd better go in disguise.

For every wolf that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Tonight's the night the Werewolves have their picnic.

If you go down to the woods tonight

You'd better not go alone

It's lovely down in the woods tonight

But safer to stay at home.

For every wolf that's keeping in toon

Will gather there and howl at the moon

Tonight's the night the Werewolves have their picnic.

Yes, tonight, Friday 31st August, there will be a full moon.

Not any old full moon but a Blue Moon.

The expression 'Once in a Blue Moon' is used to express a rare and often special event.

This is because a Blue Moon occurs just once in every two and half years or so. This special Moon occurs when a second full Moon falls in any one calendar month. Usually months have only one full Moon, but occasionally there can be a second one - named a Blue Moon as sung about here by the brilliant Nancy Griffith:

Full Moons occur every 29.5 days, but most months are 30 or 31 days long; so it is possible to fit two full Moons in a single month. This happens rarely. The last Blue Moon was December 31 2009, and the next is tonight. After that you'll have to wait until July 31 2015 for the next one.

Can there be two blue moons in a single calendar year? Yes. It last happened in 1999. There were two full moons in January and two full moons in March and no full moon in February. So both January and March had Blue Moons.

The next year of double blue moons is coming up in 2018.

Just for the Welsh Bard, here's an instrumental version of Blue Moon by The Ventures:

The practice of the 'Craft', known as Witchcraft, Paganism and Wicca, all place greater significance than other religions on the Moon and its phases. Of particular importance are the full Moons which are celebrated and honoured and known as 'Esbats'.

The full Moon, or Esbat, is seen as a potent and special time to celebrate, practice rituals, and to Cast Magic Spells for any positive purpose - love, money, health and happiness for example. And the rare Blue Moon event is considered an exceptionally potent time to Spell cast.

Don't miss out on this 'Once in a Blue Moon' opportunity to mark the special event of a Bluel Moon occurrence and do something monumental such as "Moon Bathing".

So tonight, at midnight, undress and stand naked under the full Moon. 'Bathe' by visualising the moonbeams cleansing you from head to foot. Once you feel thoroughly cleansed, say aloud 3 times your special wish.

Feel free to join me on the beach at Selsey.

If you don't fancy that you could join Neil Armstrong's family and friends in a "Cosmic Wink".

For today there will be a private funeral service for Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon, who died last Saturday in Ohio at age 82.

Armstrong’s family has suggested paying tribute to him by looking at the moon and giving the astronaut a wink.

One man who will be observing the Blue Moon tonight is Selsey's most famous resident, 89 year old, Sir Patrick Moore who I had the pleasure of meeting at a charity fete in the grounds of his house "Farthings" last Sunday.

Love that shirt!

And to finish, here's an historic clip from The Sky at Night from 1970:

See you all at midnight!

Hey Ho!

Ten Fascinating Meetings in Modern History

10 Charles Rolls and Frederick Royce - 1904

In 1907 under the supervision of Charles Rolls, the company began to manufacture small aircraft engines. Tragically three years later Rolls was killed when his Wright biplane crashed. He was the first Briton to be killed in an aeronautical accident, and the eleventh internationally. As a symbol of mourning the “RR” logo on the radiator plate was changed from red to black.

9 Dexter King and James Earl Ray - 1997

Ray told his wife, who thought he was innocent, that he had killed King and threatened to kill her. In discussing the events surrounding King’s death, Ray admitted his guilt with the statement: “Yeah, I killed him. But what if I did; I never got a trial.” Ray died in prison a year later in 1998 at the age of 70.

8 Edgar Allan Poe and Charles Dickens - 1842

Six years earlier Poe had married his 13-year old first cousin Virginia Clemm and was living with her and her mother (Poe’s Aunt/ mother in-law) Maria Clemm. Virginia Clemm died of tuberculosis when she was just 24. Because of his wife’s death Poe became despondent and turned to drink to cope. When Dickens returned to America for his second tour, Poe was already dead. Dickens learned that Maria Clemm was ill and living on charity. Dickens visited her, pressed some money into her hand, and later from England contributed $1,000 for her keep.

7 Thomas Stafford and Alexei Leonov - 1975

The Americans and Soviets exchanged flags and gifts including tree seeds which were later planted in the two countries.

6 Pope John Paul II and Mehmet Ali Ağca -1981

When Pope John Paul II died in 2005, Ağca’s brother Adnan said that his entire family was grieving and that the Pope had been a great friend to them. Also: Ağca wanted to visit the Pope’s funeral however Turkish authorities rejected his request to leave prison to attend.

5 Richard Nixon and Elvis Presley - 1970

Of all the requests made each year to the National Archives for reproductions of photographs and documents, the one item that is requested more than any (even more than the Bill of Rights or the Constitution) is the photograph of Elvis Presley and Richard M. Nixon shaking hands during this famous meeting. You can read Presley’s Transcript of his 6 page letter here.

4 Henry Stanley and David Livingstone - 1871

Here are the exact words written by Stanley when he finally met up with Livingstone: “As I advanced slowly toward him I noticed he was pale, looked wearied, had a gray beard, wore a bluish cap with a faded gold braid round it, had on a red-sleeved waistcoat, and a pair of gray tweed trousers. I would have run to him, only I was a coward in the presence of such a mob – would have embraced him, only, he being an Englishman, I did not know how he would receive me. So I did what cowardice and false pride suggested was the best thing – walked deliberately to him, took off my hat, and said: ‘Dr. Livingstone, I presume?’ “Yes”, said he, with a kind smile, lifting his cap slightly.

3 Douglas MacArthur and Emperor Hirohito 1945

Hirohito later became a respected marine biologist and wrote a number of books on the subject. After Hirohito died in 1989 because of his interest in science and in modernizing his country he was reported to have been buried with his microscope and a Mickey Mouse watch.

2 Ulysses Grant and General Robert E. Lee - 1865

When Lee mentioned to Grant that his men had been without rations for several days, Grant arranged for 25,000 rations to be sent to the hungry Confederates.

1 The Young Allotmenteer and the Welsh bard - 2012

 





This historic meeting took place last week in The Alehouse, Reading (PKA The Hobgoblin) and, over a pint or six, an international project was kicked-off to translate "The Reunification Express" into Cymraeg.

And just for the Welsh Bard, who related that he had once shared a plane journey with Dick Dale, the King of the Surf Guitar, on his way back from LA en route from Oz, here's Dick:

Wot a jolly old movie! Hey Ho!

GOLD

You're no one until you go "GOLD" and I am not talking Olympic Medals!

Nor am I alluding to the Best Allotment Competition, although I am quietly confident again this year.

No, I am actually referring to the attainment of Life Member status of The Broadway Gentleman's Club and the possession of a Gold Members card.

Not only does this most coveted piece of plastic entitle me to free annual membership, a free outing to Glorious Goodwood and a free Christmas luncheon but also allows me to sit in the corner seats nearest the bar and toilets affectionately known as "God's Waiting Room".

These cards are very hard to come by and not only do you have to have been a member for 20 years and aged 65 on January 1st but, as I had to wait 6 months before taking delivery of my card, it would appear that you also have to wait for another Life Member to expire as there are only a limited number of cards.

Meanwhile, on the Lesley front there is a cloud hanging over the village.

As you are all well aware, no proper High Street got where it is today by not having at least three pubs, proper butchers, greengrocers and bakers shops, a minimum of two Curry Houses, a Fish and Chip shop and a Chinese take-away but most importantly a hardware emporium, where you don't have to buy a box of 200 nails or screws containing 99.9% more of the item than you need.
Lesley is no exception to this rule and Rudwick's Hardware Stores is the corner stone of the village, a veritable Aladdin's Cave of goodies and a regular Saturday morning meeting point for male caravan owners.

But an ugly rumour is circulating within the community that Rudwick's Hardware Stores is up for sale and the continued provision of fork handles is in jeopardy.

Prayers are being said every Thursday and Sunday in St. Peters Parish Church.

Meanwhile down at the plot everything is flourishing.

You would be forgiven for mistaking this for The Gardeners World show plot but NO, it's Plot 24A Prospect Allotments and looking bloody good too if I say so myself!!

As you can see not only have I got salad crops, potatoes, onions, garlic, courgettes, cucumbers, parsnips, leeks, carrots, celery, celeriac, beans of all shapes and sizes and a surfeit of soft fruit and berries, I have concealed somewhere within the 10 rod (pole or perch) area a set of Honda CRV car keys. To be precise the only set, resulting in a most frustrating Monday afternoon and evening.

It is not advisable to lose the only keys of a four wheel drive vehicle which is parked, in gear with the handbrake on, on a slope. The logistics of getting it on a recovery truck are complicated.

Suffice to say it took two recovery trucks and one and a half hours to get the car back to Cotswold Towers.

Then yesterday flushed with my success at receiving a "nice little earner" from the last race at Goodwood the day before in one hand, I receive a bill for £120 for those annoying but rather necessary car keys in the other.

Easy come, easy go!

At least we are now happily ensconced in our caravan at Lesley for 5 days enjoying the wind burn.

Before I leave for a walk on the beach at low tide followed by a pint or three of Brakespears Best in The Lifeboat, I'll leave you with my new theme song :

Hey Ho!